Homo Erectus or the Man with Big Dick

     (for Samuel Beckett)

The man with big dick
       got down on all fours,
The man with big dick
       cleaned up all the floors
       with a tongue, with a tongue,
       with his terrible tongue
The man with big dick
       shot his wife with a gun
And thought it was good,
And thought it was great,
The man with big dick
       built empires of hate,
He fought in the wars,
He slept with the whores,
The man with big dick
       did all his dark chores,
The man with big dick
       made a tool of a stick,
       made a chick go sick
       from licking his prick,
O the man with big dick!
       making weapons of sticks,
       making building of bricks,
       making all the right chicks,
       making everyone sick,
Stuck his feet in a grave,
       left his dark rocky cave,
Stuck his dick in another—
Good going, brother!!!
 

                               April 8, 1988
                             --Alexander Shaumyan