Uncle Joe's Adventures in Korea

TRA-TA-TA-TA!  BOOM!  BUM!  TRA-TA-TUM!  ZIGZAG!  TWEEP!  TWEEP!  BAMBOO!  TAE-KWON-DO!  JOOP-JIVE!  HAVE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!
KUNG FU!  KARATE!  SAN-GA-MA-SE-KI!  COMMIE GOOKS!  DUM BUM DOO-BOMB!  HIROSHIMA MY ASS! YELLOW BASTARDS!  AMERICAN ASSHOLES!!    JEESUS H. CHRIST!!    I'M GOING TO LOSE MY BALLS!!!
WHERE THE HELL IS HARRY TRUMAN?!!!    GODDAMN COMMIES!! CHEEP-CHEE-REEP!   NA-GA-SA-KI  JEEP!    BEEP!    BOOM!    BABOON!  PLATOON!    CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP-CHEEP!!!    BEEP!    BOP! HALLELUJAH!  KIMCHI BALLS!  ACHOO!!!  FU MANCHU!  DING-DONG! TRA-TA-TA-TA-TUM!
       DOA 1953

                                                  March 3, 1987
                                                 --Alexander Shaumyan